Ci après, une histoire amusante sur les problèmes sociaux qui agitent  les cohortes djihadistes et auquel leur management est apparemment confronté actuellement.
Un exemple d'humour britannique de grande qualité qui circule sur Internet en ce moment. Ne serait ce que pour cet humour, nous serons triste de les perdre....
 

"" Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
 
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this October from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
 
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organisation of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote.
 
General Secretary Abdullah Amir, his Deputy Abdullah Amir Azwell, and their personal secretary Abdullah Amir Azwell Azim told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth."
 
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.
They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting afterlife benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up.”
 
Spokespersons for the BOOM union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales, New Zealand and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are no virgins in their areas anyway.
 
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit package.""
J'espère que vous avez apprécié.Avec les difficultés qui ne vont pas tarder à apparaitre dans nos exportations et importations respectives, il risque de se passer quelque temps avant que nos amis anglais ne puissent reprendre leur approvisionnement en plaisanteries typiquement britanniques dont la production risque de se réduire et le prix de vente d'augmenter....